The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

Just stay off the drugs and it won't appear at all. 0/10

Seems like you're thinking. Perhaps are you thinking about me?! 10/10

Quite well, but if the fight is about showing of some knowledge about mitochondria I would certainly be doomed.

Well, I'm not sure. He's a handsome one and probably knows how to use magical artifacts.

It looks like it's made out of really shiny colorful metal, which would make it quite resilient... but also unable to move. if it lands on me while I'm attacking it I'd die from being crushed by a hunk of shiny metal.
5/10

Uhh... Just gotta disable the "portal" or whatever it is I guess.

0/10

4/10 he's like choking already

100% Becasue I saw the killer bunny scene in Monty Python The Holy Grail.

(DAMMNIT GOT STOLEN)

This dude's too fine for me to slaughter. He seems like a nice gentleman, but he may shoot me.

7/10

Already dying? 0/10

gods and goddesses aren't easy to kill, will need to use powerful weapons like the bfg9000 or something

9/10

I´m not sure a Zaku would be enough against the infinite power of the Pink Guy and his sick beats.

Even an extra-planar horror such as myself can recognize proper nobility.  Hard 0, lifetime slavery or death, whichever is more amusing I'm sure.

0/10 Just flush the toilet.

1/10 I am a skilled individual with a particular set of skills

I'd just turn off the tv wherever this Japanese cartoon was playing, so 0/10

Unless this is a hero, no way.

i'd put up a fight??? 1/10

It might look menacing but if I farted right in its face it would melt away in sheer miserable agony. But I don't want my boyfriend to be affected aswell and die (again).

5/10

looks easy to beat up, 3/10

Pull out a ciggy and smoke together. Then stab with a knife 47 times in the back when he lets his guard down. 4/10

My name is peace this is my hour, can i have just a little bit of power ?

I'd call the police telling them Charles Manson's relative is on the loose and they will take him away where he belongs.

3/10

6. He wouldn't stop believin'.

10. You'd just blast "You Suck!" and just bring me down to my knees with that crushing melody.

3/10 It seems the things already being cooked and fried alive but seems oddly content about it. I wouldn't dip my toes in it though.

1/10. This guy is not amused and wants to eat a Burrito.

Probably. A mere swordsman doesn't have a chance

pardon my french, but what the fuck is that thing, im probably fucked.

honest to goodness, that looks like a fucking JRPG boss that represents god or whatever that has to throw down with the four plucky chosen teenagers who will use the power of friendship to absolutely shlock that poor thing

to anyone below me, good luck and have fun

Thanks for the luck but the avatar above me looks like a moody warlock. Which are usually the worst kind. 10/10 very screwed.